Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
by mankered up March 14, 2014
1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.
2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.
2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.
by Fego May 26, 2008
A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
by channel_panel November 25, 2018
A term referring to girls who are brunettes but act like stereotypical blondes. Derived from the violet crumble chocolate bar- chocolate covered honeycomb.
by pheebs October 28, 2003
by Brhanfh November 6, 2017
The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.
Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?
Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?
Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?
by Lammychops May 7, 2021
by Martin Warren Pilkington September 14, 2008