crow

people named crow are amazing friends. they're incredibly nice, and also super super cool and easy to fall in love with platonically, and always looking out for other people. some traits: good at minecraft, very gay, and like a great sense of style like ugh why do you always look so COOL. also they probably have great music taste. on the more serious side, they can really suck at taking care of themself sometimes, and their mental health is probably pretty shitty, so it's important that people are looking out for them. all things considered, you definitely want crow as ur friend, they're great and cool and amazing and just <333

"do you know where crow is?" "yeah, they're over there"

by greenhoodies November 24, 2021

crow

the name given to a fugly girlfriend of a waaayy hot guy, usually a guy you like and think deserves someone way better than the crow, like you! crows are generally really ugly and fat and have retarded noses, oh what fucktards! crows generally accquire boyfrends by stealing, so they are man stealing whores and sometimes have dyed sections of hair, red being the worst colour of all. CROWS MUST DIE

girl1: ewww i cant belev hes goin out with her!
girl2: yeah shes a total crow
girl1: yeah she doesn deserv to witness that fitness, whore
girl2: queen crow!!!!!!!

by crowhater June 25, 2009

Crowed

To throw a fake punch at someone and scape a persons nose then getting blamed for punching them.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah he totally JCrowed her!

by hahahaha MK September 30, 2010

crows

large groups of illegal hispanics that feed on a combination of hot cheeetos and cream cheese

Scat crows!

by yourmom0012 July 4, 2010

Crowe

Name given to people that fall into the following catagories:

People that wear cut off shirts, cargo pants wherin aformentioned
Cut off shirt is tucked and also but not limited to PT issued "Cripplers.

Anyone who would not only shoot a small animal but also dismember
It with their teeth alone.

Anyone who honestly think their tractors sexy.

See also redneck, yokle, slackjawed, hick, hillbilly, white trash, shitpump

"Hey boys did you see that guy, he was wearin' the cripplers!
That guys a fuckin' crowe!

by Powder463 March 22, 2009

crow

A verb meaning to use sarcasm and say negative things about somebody.

Giselle acted like I was the one who was all loaded at the party. I can't believe she would crow me like that.

by By hook or crook May 2, 2012

crow

A person who seeks to put down, discourage, antagonize, and otherwise present an unfavorable opinion of another person for no substantial reason.

Tim's performance at the talent show went very well, with the exception of a group of crows in the audience, who "booed" during the finale, while everyone else clapped.

by TheLyricalRenegade August 4, 2011