Crosbied

"To Crosbie" implies a delightful, if unexpected, mindfuck.

I just Crosbied a girl I use to date.

Crosbied by irinurinternetz November 14, 2010

Cosbied 

Getting sexually taken advantage of while under the influence of drugs or alcohol

I was really drunk and totally got Cosbied by Frank at 2am.

Cosbied by Ljstra November 23, 2014

Cosbied 

To be drugged and used for sex

Miller: Hey I heard Jason hooked up with Madison last night.

Francis: How is that possible, she's like 20 points hotter than he is.

Miller: I guess he musta Cosbied her

Cosbied by Florilla September 2, 2015

Crosbie Effect 

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

Crosbie Effect by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018

Crosbie 

Crosbie is a beautiful young woman. She is sophisticated and awesome. Crosbie does good in all that she does. Perfect like a flower.

Person #1: Crosbie just helped the homeless and did her model shoot in one day
Person #2: Crosbie is just a perfect human being

Crosbie by Crozbieisthebest June 14, 2011

Cosbied 

The intentional use of chemical substances with the aim of incapacitating and sexually assaulting an unsuspecting person.

Bill dropped a pill in Janice's drink. It wasn't until the next morning that Janice woke up and realized that she'd been Cosbied.

Cosbied by gHostface November 22, 2014

Pill Cosbied 

To be unknowingly drugged, then sexually assaulted

I got so drunk last night that I blacked out, and I can't say for sure that I didn't get Pill Cosbied.

Pill Cosbied by Drandmrevil March 12, 2016