I want a full beard, but these crop circles are cropblockin me.
by giogringo July 03, 2006
Using a vehicle to make patterns in the snow on roads, parking lots and other flat surfaces during the night, so its looks like they mysteriously appear when it becomes light the next morning.
Saw some wisconsin crop circles in the high school parking lot when I dropped the kids off this morning.
by Really Light Stuff February 13, 2019
when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.
my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...
by Pepperonni Steve August 25, 2009
Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.
"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."
by WhiskeyFour March 02, 2023
When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”
by Breezewardlycos November 06, 2021
When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
by Furter October 11, 2020
by IsItNeilWithAK February 22, 2016