crop circles

I want a full beard, but these crop circles are cropblockin me.
by giogringo July 03, 2006
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Wisconsin crop circles

Using a vehicle to make patterns in the snow on roads, parking lots and other flat surfaces during the night, so its looks like they mysteriously appear when it becomes light the next morning.
Saw some wisconsin crop circles in the high school parking lot when I dropped the kids off this morning.
by Really Light Stuff February 13, 2019
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alabama crop circle

when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.
my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...
by Pepperonni Steve August 25, 2009
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Crowley County Crop Circles

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.
"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."
by WhiskeyFour March 02, 2023
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Crop Circle

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man
When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”
by Breezewardlycos November 06, 2021
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Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.
by Furter October 11, 2020
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Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.
"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."
by IsItNeilWithAK February 22, 2016
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