6 definitions by WhiskeyFour
Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.
"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."
by WhiskeyFour March 2, 2023
A common occurrence in the Arkansas valley of Colorado where a man receives oral pleasure from his significant other and she overdosed on PCP and gets lockjaw, nearly ripping the man’s penis off.
Damn bro, you see how Brad was walking today?? He must of had a bad case of Cheraw Lockjaw last night and Mindy almost chewed off his meat missile
by WhiskeyFour April 5, 2023
When your haircut is soo fucked,
You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”
“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs”
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023
“A sexual act, where the girl performs oral sex on you, and before you climax she runs up the stairs and your shoot her in the back with your load like a Rock Ford police officer.
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023