Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.

Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts

by Henryc42 October 11, 2018

Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.

I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.

by Butta Monkey October 14, 2008

hook or crook

By any means necessary

I’m going to win by hook or crook.

by BigRodFrom93rd January 26, 2018

Crooked Minds

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

by crookedminds June 16, 2009

GOOD CROOKS

People who GET CAUGHT GIVING

GOOD CROOKS are people who give back to the Homeless, Veterans, Substance Abuse and Mental Health .

by GCSTYLE July 16, 2020

Cali Crooks

An elite California car scene club that is known to take Deepest Team awards. A family of sorts that goes beyond blood. Term "Crooks" in their name is a statement because they always steal the show.

"I just really wish my car was good enough to join Cali Crooks, they always roll deep"

by CarSceneGuru September 11, 2019

crook county

Refers to the county in which Chicago, Illinois resides. See also Strogerland.

I needed a job, so I paid somebody in Crook County off.

I had a job with Crook County, but I got Strogerzied.

by the crooked April 13, 2008