Crocodile Rock

A slang for the drug Crack Cocaine

Meaghan:Hi craig, can we meet in front of CVS Pharmacy at 12:00 pm today
Craig:Fuck yes, what the fuck do you need so I can get it ready for you
Meaghan:can you get my bitch ass 2 quart size baggies of some Crocodile Rock
Craig:Fuck yes

by Shaelyn hater March 21, 2021

Crocodile Rock

A gay sexual act in which a man's balls become caked in butt-mud because they are slapping up against his partners ass crack with great velocity.

Example "We need to slow down. I'm swimming on Crocodile Rock over here."

We've got to slow down. I'm getting some crocodile rock back here.

by Kanz Frafka April 28, 2015

get crocodile rocked

To get violently rocked (preferrably by Sir Elton John himself) as crocodile rock plays in the background.

Uh oh, Elton's pissed. Someone's gonna get crocodile rocked.

by electricseaweed76 March 27, 2021

Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock

“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”

by Matty Booboo July 25, 2022