Croc

a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”

Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.

by BarryDingus September 2, 2020

crocs

The most G clogs ever heard of

Hey I'm wearing crocs.

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

crocs

The most stylish, voguish, ultra-modern, fashionable shoe known to man.

"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

Crocs

Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S

Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*

by I_CREATED_CROCS<3 April 23, 2022

Crocs

The best shoes ever

"Look at my fresh new crocs carl"

by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021

Crocs

Literally the best thing too ever happen
Also could be used a an nickname for a dong

“ hey bro, nice crocs!”
“Your crocs are hard!”

by What a crazy world we live in October 29, 2022

crocs

Crocs are the most stylish shoes you can possibly wear. They are available in a multitude of colors and styles. Wear black studded crocs to assert your dominance to other human beings. Put your crocs in sports mode to be the raddest kid on the block.

Dude #1: Bro, look at my fresh Yeezys!
Dude #2: Ha! Those don’t even begin to compare to my super lit black studded crocs. Check it out, I can even put them in sports mode!
Dude #1: Wow! I’m going to trade in my Yeezys for some of those lit crocs!

by okthisismy”pseudonym” April 12, 2019