the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.
by zarquon January 10, 2007
Yes, socks and sandals can get you beaten but, Crocs are one of the only possible things that you can wear that might get you murdered.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
Student #1: "Dude! I just got the Nike Kobe IX EM 'Game Royal's!"
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
by Alexander Hova August 11, 2014
The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.
1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
by Noltons7 August 20, 2009
those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.
that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
When the girl in class who thinks she has a boy wears crocs to school, she'll sit where the boy can see her feet, then slip out of her crocs so she's only in socks for a while. at least, until the bell rings.
boy: hey you know I don't actually care about either your crocs or your feet right???
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*
by I KAN SPEL March 31, 2022
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