Croakie 

A large frog who either accidentally or purposefully eats it's own eggs

These frogs span from regions south of the U.S. border, they are regularly mistaken for the Chupacabra.

that damn croakie ate up those baby croakies and there was only one left so we named him jism.

Croakie by egwscheid October 16, 2010

Croakie 

Croakie (v): To Croakie

The act of wearing croakies.

"Caitlin totally croakied it up yesterday at the beach!"

Croakie by Dumbkid July 8, 2012

croakies 

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.

croakies by i will beat you with my crack rock August 29, 2006

Croaker 

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.

Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.

Croaker by nebuchadnezzar zeller December 9, 2008

crookie 

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

crookie by john July 13, 2003

croaker 

A slur for French Canadaiens, as they are lesser than frogs.

Yo that croaker just skipped the waterpark line!

Yo that croaker just chugged that maple syrup!

Yo that croaker was being an obnoxious human all the time.

croaker by Loli-lover-69 June 4, 2018

Croaker Nuggets 

When you're fishing in Louisiana and all you keep catching are those damn little croakers.

Hey Mike, you catchin' anything? Mike: yea, all i keep catching are these damn croaker nuggets! But i'm saving them for Jordan because he's the only tard that wants to eat them.

Croaker Nuggets by Drunk Bob June 30, 2011