4 definitions by Marques Parana
Anyone with an obsession for promoting the 'rights' for any other mythical gender that exists apart from male and female. Common suspects include women with dyed hair with shaved sides, and a weight of three digits (kg).
by Marques Parana May 25, 2020
To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.
Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"
by Marques Parana May 25, 2020
In 1843, the mayor of Pittsburgh held a state survey in order to determine the name of his third slave, Ngolokamagukuna'owasa. As he had trouble pronouncing this name, a public petition was made to create an English name - and it was to be chosen by the community. It was simple, the most votes would be the new name. Unfortuntately, an underground gang known as the 'Crips' swung the voting to their direction, and convinced the public to vote for their chosen name; Nigger McNiggerface. The fate was set, it was to be. In the Summer of 1844 the votes were counted, and unsurprisingly, Nigger McNiggerface was the clear winner, tripling the number of votes 2nd place had. With his new name, Nigger McNiggerface contracted the Spanish Flu and died 4 days later.
"I have to write my history essay on the story of Nigger McNiggerface, a true hero of our country"
"America would not be the nation it is today if it wasn't for the existence of Nigger McNiggerface"
"America would not be the nation it is today if it wasn't for the existence of Nigger McNiggerface"
by Marques Parana May 25, 2020
To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.
Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"
Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"
Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"
by Marques Parana May 26, 2020