It means u are fucking shit, prick, cunt and trash. It also means u are ass in rb and always get carried by a pro like wufdemb.
by unitedisassbtwimnotdemb October 13, 2019
In a video game, a critical hit that occurs when a normal hit would have killed the enemy. Typically annoying in that the crit would have been desired when the enemy was at full health.
An example of a cosmetic crit in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*
Player: Dang, no crits.
*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*
Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.
Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!
Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*
Player: Dang, no crits.
*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*
Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.
Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!
Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling July 21, 2022
by Olzyybtw November 22, 2021
by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018
Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.
Mainly damage from a conversation.
by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018
Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.
Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk
Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk
(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!
by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016