critch

Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

by Crotchity Critch October 5, 2004

critch

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

by rebellious angel March 5, 2007

critch

-to both "crap" (but not literally defacate) and bitch at the the same time
-to whine or complain justly to your friends about a crappy or otherwise disaggreeable situation in life.

I critched about my parents being gay and grounding me after I knocked the legs off my couch to my friends.

by RealMan88 October 15, 2006

Critch

An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.

Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.

by SirHumble February 19, 2018

Critch

An itch of the crotch

(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'

by Orinoco June 4, 2006

Critch

To ash on oneself

You better knock that ash off before you critch!

by Seanohue July 28, 2008

Critch

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

by rebellious angel March 7, 2007