Crispins

Those dried up and crispy little toilet paper balls that are hanging from your girls pubic hairs, from the last time she wiped after going Pee. They dry up and become crispy. Hence the word crispin.

Upon further inspection I noticed little crispins hanging from my wife's pubes. I knew that it might not be safe to go down there without her taking a shower first.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 1, 2014

crispin

creepy crippen like character with little or no friends except those he has groomed via the internet

oh he is a bit *crispin*

by everard June 3, 2003

Crispin Freeman

The Shawn Connery of voice acting.

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

by substituteshinigami August 5, 2010

crispin

abhorrent

he was so *crippin*

by PiG June 3, 2003

crispin

cocksure wanker who has a bad halitosis problem

god your breath smells a bit *crispin*

by pasitgirl June 2, 2003

crispin

misogynistic

he just a misogynistic woman hata with serious cunt(r)y issues

by related relative June 17, 2003

Crispin Glover

The hottest and most talented actor around today.

Crispin Glover is the shiznit.

by Candi May 26, 2003