(N) Proper Noun
One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.
One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.
by TRetard December 8, 2008
A stripper with one or more various handicaps.
by Demigod C March 23, 2011
Derived from the word Cretant which basically refers to a person of low creaturely status. It can also be used as an adjective to mean "exist." Cripper is a shortened word from Cretant and is just used in everyday lingo amongst good friends referring to eachother as Cripper or making fun of somebody and calling them a cripper. Calling somebody a Cretant would be the full master usage of coarse.
Cripper, what are you doing tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?
by Jimmy Foxazio September 15, 2004
when a sister in law goes to viva las vegas and develops a gambling problem, loses all their money, and falls off a 30 story building and survives. this is what has to happen to join the cripper party group
by bummy holey January 28, 2018
Clit Crippers,is the most dangerous and popular gang in discord server raptv.Its leader is Death Grips and its co leaders are zolt and blad℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮.The gang has collabed with the second most popular gang in raptv,called mellas fellas.Their goal is to delete raptv.
by bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 29, 2022