Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 25, 2020

Lester Crest

A man who is the mastermind to multiple armed robberies. he also like's to watch pedestrians when he hacks into cameras which is why he is sometimes called Lester the molester

"Lester crest is the goat"

by Lester Crest is daddy 101 June 5, 2023

Crested Gecko

Little Green & Brown Reptiles

Uses:

Zach owns a crested gecko

by SirSquirethouFish June 13, 2023

butt crest

The top, or peak, of your butt crack.

When Laura bends over, you can see the crest of her butt. It's her butt crest.

by Go Nuts for Donuts October 24, 2015

Crest White Strip

overpriced; rip-off; media blow job

I took my mom to the Soho Grande on Halloween and it was a total Crest White Strip! (Fortunately, she paid me back -- woulda liked to see the look on her face when she saw the bill!)

by Lucas Watzenrode September 7, 2018

On crest

A term developed from crest toothpaste for an individual who is noticably white.

He is on crest
That nigga on crest

by Ikillkneegrows October 24, 2017