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place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.

Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.

Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.

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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?

Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!

Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
Cremona by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
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A term used by people that are classified as “old as fuck” to refer to coffee creamer.
Customer: Excuse me dear, do you have any cremora?
Barista: What in the flying fuck is cremora?
cremora by UrbManJM July 19, 2018
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Cremonade 

A warm-seasoned alcoholic drink consisting of equal parts of plastic-bottle vodka, lemonade, and cranberry juice. Typically served in large pitchers with ice, rather than made per serving.
This concoction has been traced back to the heart of Georgia, U.S.A. and has a reputation for unforgiving hangover, the day following large consumption.
David: What are we serving at the 4th of July festival this year?

Jimbo: An ARAYment of chips to satisfy our bellies, and all refreshing ice cold Cremonade we can handle to wash it down with.

Eric: Tight. Things might get rowdy and we will all be paying for this in the morning.
Cremonade by Hooman of America March 11, 2012

creminage 

a rare bread of male leader, born to rule and usually associated with good fortune. wealth is just but one of their many traits. the name is originally from the Hebrew culture lost languages, it means a disciple.
it is quite rare to come across a creminage.

cremnants 

It’s what’s left over after one has been cremated.
Are those your father’s cremnants in that box?
cremnants by specialmonkey August 25, 2023
you might be, the cremotah, of the world
cremotah by crorjf April 14, 2010
Cremony is similar but not the same as a ceremony. Cremony is oft confused but is a fancier and larger version of a reception that occur in weddings or dances
Wanna had the greatest cremony the city of Austin had ever seen
Cremony by Joes312 June 30, 2016