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Ryan Creamer 

The guy who actually fixes your pipes
Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

champagne creamer 

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened
Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer
champagne creamer by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Skunked a creamer 

Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.
Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.
Skunked a creamer by Gretchen0.0 November 3, 2017
A group of two or more guys masturbating, especially in an enclosed area.
John's room was a creamery as they watched Playboy.
creamery by NB_Nathan December 20, 2007

The Double Creamer 

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake
I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

Seattle Creamer 

When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.
Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*

*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"