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A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.
When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)
by PubTime! March 18, 2009
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a tasty cerial for use during finacial hard ships.
mm i have no money but i can afford credit crunch the salty bitter taste of no money.
by CAMUK October 21, 2008
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yo rudeboy set the credit crunch
by masterbate007 October 22, 2008
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