Idiot. Scottish and Irish slang for idiot. What did you think?
By looking up eejit you are an eejit.
The thing you put at the start of a comment replying to someone on Youtube. You don't actually put name in it but you replace it with their username.
That was an awful video.
Poly means many and tics means blood-sucking parasites.
Politics are covering me pubes.
The feeling you get when you hear an annoying environmentalist going on and on about global warming.
On the news I heard them talking so much about global warming. It's a scam and it's Al Boring.
To kill someone with butterfly and shove them up a drainpipe.
'You should quetror that dickheid'.
1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.
Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.
A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.
'What do you have for breakfast'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.
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