1. n, v. Of Devonshire Origin
A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.
2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.
A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.
2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.
1. That girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a Cream Tea.
2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.
2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.
by jack&harry March 30, 2011
"hey dude, i went back to this girls place last night, and she gave be a Hillbilly cream-tea. it was double awesome!"
by the wrong one February 1, 2009
When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.
by Harry Toba February 3, 2014
A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
by tanski27 March 17, 2011
a way of describing a girl who has been filled with cock quite a lot and filled with dozens of guys spunk which makes you wonder how much cream she must have had inside her and whether the ratio is starting to verge towards being more cream than girl, hench the phrase more cream than tea, reffering to a cream heavy cup of tea.
Skunk: That Jane girl has had a lot of cock man!
CD: yeah, she's gotta be more cream than tea now...
CD: yeah, she's gotta be more cream than tea now...
by Captain Dale September 20, 2009