Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

by Curtissed August 28, 2008

crapple

it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...

I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".

by Chezelle August 28, 2006

crapple

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.

Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!

by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009

crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.

This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crapple

A word from Family guy...

Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!!

by oopoop September 6, 2006

crapple

Crappy apple.

"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said.

by gotaskedtothedance5times January 7, 2015

crapple

a poo that is not coming out. (originated from the words crap and cripple)

(on the phone)
"sorry dude, i cant make it to your party"
"why?"
"because this crapple is not coming out!"

by crapplecrapple April 13, 2009