Crapperware 

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

Crapperware by Mbleh October 22, 2007

crackerjax 

lv 70 paladin in the world of warcraft. is one tough badass with tier 5 gloves. people in archimonde bow to him

dude, did u see crackerjax pwn lightforce yesterday?

crackerjax by kimbo_slice October 16, 2007

crappernack 

a word used for profanity to describe the feelings of shock, anger or excitement. Made up from the two words 'crap' and 'quiznak'. First introduced by a little Asian girl.

HOLY CRAPPERNACK WE DID IT MATEYS!

crappernack by -mangobaps October 28, 2017

Crapperdashery 

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

Crapperdashery by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

Crappercash

The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.

Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!

Crappercash by Zombleton Smith January 4, 2017

crapperjack 

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

crapperjack by James March 6, 2004

crapperjack 

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.

crapperjack by John Gonzales March 8, 2011