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Crane Operator 

When a male stuffs his balls or (butters his marbles) into another female or males asshole and proceeds to lift up their body weight with only his scrotum. They must hold their butt muscles taunt in order to really grip his testicles. Is considered one of the most difficult sexual feats to achieve, and is highly respected in American Culture
-She thinks we are finally at the point in our relationship where I can be her Crane Operator

-President Obama announced today that he hopes every American child will one day grow up to crane operate on their significant other.
Crane Operator by Mackle2008 June 17, 2011

Crane Operator 

The process of a man wearing a strap on and having intercourse with another person. Meanwhile the person strokes the strap on male's penis. When the male is about to cum, the person will the proceed to grab the strap on male's testicles to release the crane and deliver your prize.
Lets pretend were at the arcade tonight. We can play crane operator and see if you can win any prizes.
Crane Operator by CodeNameGoldMember September 30, 2021

Heavy crane operator 

When you’ve got whiskey dick, so you put her legs behind her head and just stretch the pussy out enough to lower the softie in there, (like a heavy crane operator) then continue to allow the pussy to slap shut on the noodle, then pull out and repeat

Heavy crane operator: big dick
Crane operator: small dick
Bro 1: bro I got so drunk on St Patty’s day and brought home the hottest chick.

Bro 2: sick bro how’d it go?
Bro 1: I had whiskey dick so I had to give her the ol heavy crane operator

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026