crackling ass

1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.

2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.

Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"

Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!

by DaMorgans February 26, 2020

Crackle Frack

A person who loves Christmas crackers to much

Barry is such a crackle frack he loves the things

by Uno Ace Cards December 30, 2020

Crackle Back

What happens to dried jizz on a girls back when she moves.

I jizzed on this girls back and she rubbed it in. After it dried it made a crackling sound and I said "Damn Crackle Back!"

by BD5* February 15, 2012

Under crackling

Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..

I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'

i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020

Ass crackle pop

When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.

Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop

by Tmilla February 4, 2021