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Cracker Dick 

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Cracker Dick by DiabloRain October 22, 2014

Cracker Dick 

Somebody who has a penis that isn't as large as it should be for their race, or an insult that just generally throws somebody off balance and catches them by surprise.
Shut up, cracker dick!

Man, Jaykwon's girlfriend said he's a cracker dick.
Cracker Dick by Suyo September 2, 2005

Cracker Dick 

a white male penis
karen: - " oh my god i got some cracker dick last night "
jason: - " so it wasnt good right ?"

Cracked dick 

Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick
Cracked dick by Twizta August 31, 2006

crackerdink 

Hot white women, no taller than 511, big tits, fat ass, and the most BAD bitch you can find. may have slight mama issues
aye crackerdink, how you doin hottie
crackerdink by Patania January 26, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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