White people who, throughout history, have taken over the world and severely fucked up anyone who got in their path.

Crackers have saved numerous minority cultures from slavery and death at the hands of rogue States yet have asked for nothing in return.

Today, crackers still dominate the world and make up the majority of lawyers, judges, politicians, police, soldiers and other positions of power.

Crackers are despised for their ambition, strength, intelligence and strangely, their kindness. Even today Crackers still front the bill for the millions on welfare who strangely complain that the Crackers are the ones paying their bills.

Crackers are mistakenly described as being weak, dorky, dumb, stupid, etc. The fact is that crackers simply remain the dormant, dominant race who haven't been tested in a long time. In the meantime certain minority classes, particularly niggers, have developed their own absurd cultures which they mistakenly believe dominate the culture of Crackers. However, Crackers are too busy living the high life to even bother rebutting the Niggers' culture, which is so self-evidently absurd that no comment is needed.

The hilarious irony of the word "Cracker" is that it isn't offensive to white people. This stems from common sense - who would be offended at being referred to as the most powerful race on Earth?

In summary, Crackers dominate sports, academia, business, the world. Crackers are proud of their heritage, although it may not seem it at times. When you are as successful a race as Crackers are, nothing much really needs to be said.

People who aren't Crackers, wish they were Crackers. This, too, is self-evident in the number of people who have made it from whatever shithole they came from to be living it up in some mansion with all the hallmarks of a Cracker lifestyle.

Realistically, there's no reason you wouldn't want to be a Cracker. If you deny wanting to be a Cracker, you deny the best parts of life.
"black welfare kid Yo, Cracker, get da fuck off ma' block befaw I get my niggaz on you, Cracka.

white guy Hey, Nigger, pay me back my taxes that paid for your crack addiction and baby momma before I knock your dumb black ass out."

"hot blonde girl Hey, Jimmy, what are you going to do once you graduate College?

white guy Oh, I'm going to work at a top-tier law firm on Wall Street. The starting salary is $125,000 a year.

hot blonde girl Oh, cool. Hey can I suck your dick and fuck your brains out later tonight?

white guy Jeez I dunno, my schedules kinda full tonight. I'll get back to you. "
by Jimmy66 October 23, 2006
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Originally the white slave driver because he would "crack" the whip, hence the noun cracker.
Yo homey pick the cotton faster cuz here comes ole Mr.Cracker with his whip!
by MrCracker June 29, 2003
Noun. Slang word used to refer to those of European ancestry. The word is thought to have either derived from the sound of a whip being cracked by slave owners, or because crackers are generally white in color.
I'm still waiting for the word "Cracker" to be referred to as the "C-word" the way the word "Nigger" is constantly referred to as the "N-word".
by FigurinOutLife March 24, 2004
opposite of nigger, an insult to whites... except white people aren't dumb enough to walk around calling each other that word because it's intended to be demeaning
break yo self cracker!
what chu want cracka?!
by tweak August 14, 2004
An unsweetened biscuit.
Dya want cheese on your cracker.
by Hesaid July 24, 2003
A racist insult used by blacks against white people that seemingly isn't wrong, yet it is illegal for us to defend ourselves and call them darkies or nigger. Racism against whites is racism just the same, people. Get some common sense. If black people think they are the shit like they're better than everyone else, they are mistaken.
No one is fuckin better than anyone they are equal, until your actions or reputation lowers your social status and respect, of course.
Synonym: Honkey
Antonym: Nigger
by Damyankee November 06, 2004
1:A firecracker
2:A thin, crisp wafer
3:One whom cracks illegally into another's computer or network
4:A racist term used against Caucasians/Whites
The word cracker has many meanings.
by Chad December 29, 2003
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