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To crack beaver 

Most men and some females loves to crack beaver

"Damn, I cracked so much beaver last night"

Susie: "Hey, let's go crack each others beaver!"

Lizzie: "Yeah, i really need my beaver cracked"

take him down to Beaver Crick 

To give oral sex to a man in exchange for a favor. Based off of a viral youtube video in which a man, recounting a time he was looking for a ride, explains, "we asked these two white boys, and they said if we sucked their cocks off to Beaver Crick (creek) they'd give us a ride."
John wants help with his homework, so I think I might take him down to Beaver Crick.

I needed help with my homework, so John took me down to Beaver Crick.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016