When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us April 17, 2016
A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.
by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016
the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
by crabber292 December 9, 2021
by Jack McFuck Nut April 17, 2016
Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.
by peppyjoto April 9, 2021
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