A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.
by CuriousSnail April 17, 2016
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One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer
I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010
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When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.
Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.
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(See deffinition for "Run Train")
"we ran train on their football team last night, just like crab cakes and soccer"
by Spartin3015 January 9, 2008
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A sex move involving a man doing a bridge with a women performing a handstand while gentle falling on to the man's dick.
"Yeah man, I broke my dick last night performing the Alaskan Crab Cake."
by Omega45 April 25, 2016
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It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
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