Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.
by CatDog122 March 12, 2017
by bigwheat February 9, 2004
When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
by JTabd July 11, 2023
by Themathman13 March 2, 2018
A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.
"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."
by ZbeckZ April 18, 2016
A sexual move where a man rubs barbecue sauce all over his balls and lets a woman suck off all of the barbecue sauce.
by The Anonymous Chicken July 13, 2015
Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021