One who messes up his computer, makes games, and is a fool. Don't deny it.
Holy Jeebus! Did you see that cowman!? He be such a fool!
by Sanora March 22, 2005
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A nigga riding you hardcore with his dick flip flopping in your face
Me and Gerald had a big night of cowmanning yesterday. His cock flew EVERYWHERE!
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The most useless, sloppy, job swerving animal to ever grace the planet.
He's been on the dole for 2 years; proper cowman.
by Jason82 March 31, 2006
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1. A man who lives in Burlington, Vermont. He has his own live TV show where he sits in a rocking chair by a table where he takes random calls. His show uses a bad green-screen to show cows walking around in the background. Every so often a cow takes a shit.

2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.

3. A TV show on VCAM
Did you see Louie The Cowman last night?

Louie The Cowman is the best show ever, dude!
by iz March 28, 2005
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A suspicious hybrid of man and cow and is often associated with flies.
A cowman person can be a very indigenous and independent person.
Person 1: Dude! That person just sang me a song and took all my money!!
Person 2: Looks like you got cowman'd
by September 13, 2022
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