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Coultergeist 

Tall scary, monstrous looking conservative skank rumored to be either a hermaphrodite, tranny, or cross gender species who hangs out with O'Lielly, Shammity, Screwburrow, and the Hillbilly Heroin Addict himself, Lush Fatso
The Coultergeist invaded my television late last nite, that monster tried to brainwash me and force me over to the darkside.
Coultergeist by Sarah Failin January 16, 2009
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Coultergeist 

A word used to describe the haunting feeling one gets when watching Fox News.
Example A: "Man, there was nothing else on last night, so I decided to watch some Fox News. After a few minutes of Sean Hannity it felt like there was a Coultergeist in my house."

Example B: "Coultergeist? As in, Anne Coultergeist? Man, this shit's wack." *Thumbs down*
Coultergeist by FreeDick February 28, 2011
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Coultergeist 

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.
The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.
Coultergeist by Ian December 7, 2004

COULTERGEIST 

A mythical man reining from NY, who is the equivalent of a God on earth, also goes by the name Coultdawg, Cgeist, and Cmerciful.
Yesterday, I hung out with the Coultergeist.
COULTERGEIST by Daddy yum yums December 9, 2018

poultergeist 

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window
we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely
poultergeist by Nick Bi October 22, 2006

poultergeist 

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.
Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!
poultergeist by QuacksO March 16, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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