Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

Meat coughs by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items

Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs

Cold Coughs by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid* 

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid* by bee_offical April 2, 2022

a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.

farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”

a loose hamster always coughs twice by firerose222 December 28, 2025

Coughman 

🔥 When a STONER takes a hit or inhale of CANNABIS then COUGHS up a lung you call them a COUGHMAN

🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!

🔥 Ernesto coughs everytime he hits the bong..he's COUGHMAN

🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!

Coughman by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019

Mahit Cough 

A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.

You are fucking annoying because of your shitty-ass Mahit Cough.

Mahit Cough by Ed Bread April 10, 2019

Weed cough 

The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.

Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.

Weed cough by babytalks August 21, 2016