coughspaff 

The name sums it up really, wether it’s a splutter and a nut or a hacking cough and vivacious finish as long as the two are together you’re game.

Barnes felt a tickle in his throat and a tingle in his balls. Hacking up a mucusy glob he fires his kids at it. The two become one, puddled on the canvas that is a middling looking girl’s back. ‘Did you just coughspaff on me’, she exclaims, but it’s too late, he’s already gone downstairs for a glass of milk.

coughspaff by Mobias July 30, 2023

coughspaff 

An imperfect unity between two bodily functions - tussis and ejaculation. When one occurs, the other follows, and the receiver is usually left blinded and infected at the same time

His tinder date was hoping for a romantic evening in the bedroom, but Alastair had other ideas. In one swift motion he coughspaffed, falsely claiming he had covered his mouth, and settled down to spend the rest of the night watching below deck

coughspaff by Saniti August 22, 2023

Coughsnoff 

When you sneeze and cough at the same time resulting coughsnoff.

Marcus *coughsnoffs*
Me: omg did you just coughsnoff?!?! Do you need a tissue ?

Coughsnoff by VmayV February 4, 2019