A cougar cannot be defined in a simple definition. One cannot consciously seek out a cougar. One can only prepare himself/herself for confirming the positive identity of a cougar by familiarizing himself/herself with the common signs/traits of the cougar. Once one instinctively feels the potential presence of a cougar on the prowl, he/she can fall back on what he/she knows about cougars in general to positively confirm and report a cougar sighting.

Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.

So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun)

Other searches for information on the positive identification of a cougar:
Zoo Cougar
Foggie Benning
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
"Geez, Connor, that gal you were just talking to is only 31 but she looks 43...and look at those high-tops...and that comb!"

"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"

"Connor, she could be cougar."

"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
by Moondog Rychart December 30, 2003
A mountain lion, also called a cougar yet not "Cougar" as in a hot 30 yr old female comming for ya. Mostly live in Minnesota, South and North Dakota. If you find a cougar, kill it, if it is a old human women, also kill it.
Dude, we saw this cougar the other day, yeah it was cool, my friend MJ was chasing it!
by Tina Field April 20, 2006
a playboy who plays with girl's feeling. If he maed love with a girl, he'll move on to another girl. In general, the cougar animal, when it mates a female cougar, and makes an offspring, it moves on to another female cougar so their king wont be extinct.
that guy is such a cougar! he keeps making us look like fools.
by patricepatis January 31, 2009
A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.
That Cougar is pretty fast
by Matt August 04, 2004
an older woman who wants to fuck a younger guy who hasn't lost the sluttyness and vigor of a younger male in his sexual prime. the womans sexual prime is in her 30s
phlux likes cougars.
by phlux January 04, 2003
A top performance car made by mercury. It accels in street races, especially against fast cars such as jeep wranglers and town & country minivans. The Cougar comes equipped with a matching interior, comfortable back seats, and a speedometer that goes up to 210mph. The cougar can easily get more horsepower by getting a new exhaust system...but thats unnecessary because it comes standard with a V-4 engine and you can pay extra to upgrade to a V-6...
M. Paine: Steve want to race my BMW?
Steve: No i don't want to waste gas because my cougar will definantly win.
by anonymous1234 May 14, 2005
A single women in her 30's, on the prowl for some sausage to fill the hot dog bun.

Cougars are "experienced" and can take good care of you.

They are easy to spot as they often dress like they're 16 years old.
That woman is hot, but she looks like my Aunt. She's definitely cougar-material.
by G-Funk December 05, 2003
A woman (with a bad sense of style) in her sexual prime (30-40) who likes to fuck men who can still get it up (20-30) and still have hair to pull.
That coug is comin' to getcha, dude.
by Whore-Nun July 13, 2003

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