Top Definition
a couchcunt is a person who is almost too awesome to be alive... intriguingly they always find themselves amidst hype and gossip...
Alternative definitions:
like a couch potato but cooler
Alternative definitions:
like a couch potato but cooler
omg look at that couchcunt... she doesnt even go here!
by coolbean2
January 24, 2011
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the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."
by weliketopartyy
November 18, 2011
