Couch Nigger 

A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.

A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.

As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...

"Look at this Couch Nigger"

Couch Nigger by Androponic May 21, 2010

couch nigger 

a bad name for someone, derived from chappel show...

fuck you, couch nigger

couch nigger by bob September 1, 2006

fuck your couch nigger 

A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.

*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."

"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."

fuck your couch nigger by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 25, 2006

nigger cough 

when your smokin weed and you take too big of a hit and cough thru your nose holding the hit in...

he hit dat grape blunt so hard it had him nigger coughing

nigger cough by Pryncess n ILL March 27, 2009

Cooch Nagger 

A female who constantly complains or “nags”.

Your girl is a serious Cooch Nagger bro!

Cooch Nagger by Tigris325 February 8, 2025