Choosing to spit out your entire beer on somebody immediately to the left or right of you, when there was an opportunity to spit it elsewhere.
Oh man, I got cotterized!
by Chris360 June 5, 2015
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A redneck 20 year old high school senior who is addicted to OxyContin and lives in a troubled home
Omg look at hunter cotter his dads always drunk, too bad he’s on oxy’s
by BLDMALLLIVESMATTER December 8, 2021
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a man who i want to have sex with louie please join vc so we can have e sex
yo ur louie cotter
by drkvnm October 3, 2022
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half otter, half spectacled man
The actor Steve Merchant looks like a proper cotter
by potatoeshays March 12, 2021
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The act of being talked to by a tryhard who overreacts about everything or tries to be funny but fails. Often done by someone who is fat and obsessed with video games.
Christopher got Cottered by Liam at lunch today.
by DJDonnieB October 17, 2017
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The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.
" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."
by garrythegrey January 1, 2022
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To temporarily bind up a wound with split-shanked metal pins.
I can see someone's needing to cotterize a tear in sheet-metal or other fairly-tough-material paneling when making an emergency repair, but I would think that using a needle and thread would be a much more effective --- and safer --- method of choice when administering a field-dressing for a human or other living creature.
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
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