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Caternity Leave 

When one acquires a new kitten or cat and must have paid or unpaid leave from work to revel in all it's feline glory. Similar to maternity or paternity leave.
Andrea just got a new kitten from the pound. All she wants to do is stay home, take pictures and feed him Temptations, so she went on Caternity Leave.
Caternity Leave by AdotWdotB January 2, 2017
Related Words

Chernity 

A more melodious version of the Cuban slang word "cherna" (flaming homosexual and/or fag).
You're wearing pink! You look a bit like a chernity.
Chernity by Russ D May 18, 2005

Caternity leave 

Leave of absence when you get a new cat or kitten.
I'm out for the next 6 weeks for caternity leave. It's important bonding time when you first get a cat!
Caternity leave by Bikosmom May 18, 2017
Shit on Titim's shirt.
Hey what's on your T shirt ?
wait.. It says "Life is short think oternity" I don't know what that means.
Okay.
oternity by Othman321 February 26, 2017

cybernity 

The infinite length of time your comments will be posted on the internet. Think eternity
I posted a poem on the internet; now it's there throughout cybernity. Think throughout eternity
cybernity by swungdash May 7, 2018

cliternity 

Where all good boys and girls get to live after they find one and treat it like it deserves to be treated :)
It's about GD time you found that thang Earl, you may end up with Jesus in cliternity yet!
cliternity by hurlaturd January 24, 2021