Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.
If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
Get the Habeas Corpus Christi mug.
When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.
Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!
by John Doe357 November 4, 2013
Get the Corpus Christi crop duster mug.
definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.
“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”
by Seymoore Buttz February 26, 2018
Get the corpus christi day mug.
The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.
Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.
by DrJay361 May 14, 2023
Get the Corpus Christi Blowtie mug.