In the poker community, to "Cornell Fiji" is to borrow money with no intention of ever paying it back, or to offer to swap online cash for real cash, then renege on your end of the agreement. This is what Cornell Fiji (real name Steven Ware) did to Admo during the World Series of Poker 2008.
"I transferred Steve $30,000 on Full Tilt yesterday. He said he would transfer $30,000 to my bank account but I haven't seen a dime. I think I got Cornell Fiji'd by that douchebag."
by Slim Shylock September 30, 2009
A girl who attends Cornell and is very smart, cool, pretty, slick, and suddenly after a week becomes blah because she is around boring smart people 24/7.
Sophie: Hey did you talk to Ashley last night?
Amy: Yeah, it is like she has become a Cornell Girl.
Sophie: Oh, boo.
Amy: Yeah, it is like she has become a Cornell Girl.
Sophie: Oh, boo.
by slycatstix August 27, 2009
On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.
Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!
by Longman McDickert November 22, 2006
The withdrawl the body goes through when without Cornell for over 12 hours....may also be defined as when "Walmart" is in dire need of some lil tetrah. Symptoms may include crankiness, fatigue, muscle spasams, and/or involuntary sobbing.
by monkeys1017 July 8, 2014
A small college always confused with larger and more prestigious Cornell University. Founded solely to confuse people.
Hey, check this out, I think I can get into Cornell College. Wait, why is there also a Cornell University... crap!
by DanielBr March 17, 2009
Cornell University's student-run BDSM organization.
Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.
Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.
Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
"Are you going to Cornell Crunch tonight?"
"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."
"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."
"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
by Commander Blowhard March 26, 2017