To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.
by FusionMonkey December 19, 2010
by Cornell diahrrea October 14, 2018
Probably one of the greatest finance managers in the world. Will stab everyone in the back and preach about how great he is while cheating on his wife. The myth, the legend, the king of warranties. Probably will end up causing you to have one of the worst reviews in your career. Everyone loves him though.
Probably is the reason all of the corn grows in the world.
Probably is the reason all of the corn grows in the world.
Sales person A: "Why did you tell my customer that I lied about his warranty?"
Sales person B: "I did what I need to in order to make myself look better. I'm sorry."
Sales person A: "Stop acting like a Cornell and apologize to them!"
Sales person B: "You're right. I apologize."
Sales person B: "I did what I need to in order to make myself look better. I'm sorry."
Sales person A: "Stop acting like a Cornell and apologize to them!"
Sales person B: "You're right. I apologize."
by Jeff From Allstate September 6, 2020
by GrungeGirl01 June 11, 2017
One of the most memorable voices in rock music. The vocalist of Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog. A true hero who will be missed.
by doctor chad thundercock December 14, 2018
i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.
by Dave February 2, 2005
Chris Cornell (or Christopher Boyle, his birth name) was born July 20, 1965.
He was the lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter for Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog.
He grew up in Seattle, Washington (considered to be the birthplace of grunge). He developed an obsession for the Beatles during his early years. During his teenage years he developed a case of depression. He spent most of this time alone at his house; drinking, playing drums, and playing guitar.
He went on to help form Soundgarden in 1984. He originally played drums and sang, but ended up playing guitar and singing. After Soundgarden's breakup in 1997, he went solo. In 2001 he formed Audioslave with the former instrumentalist's from Rage Against the Machine. Audioslave broke up in 2007.
He was the lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter for Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog.
He grew up in Seattle, Washington (considered to be the birthplace of grunge). He developed an obsession for the Beatles during his early years. During his teenage years he developed a case of depression. He spent most of this time alone at his house; drinking, playing drums, and playing guitar.
He went on to help form Soundgarden in 1984. He originally played drums and sang, but ended up playing guitar and singing. After Soundgarden's breakup in 1997, he went solo. In 2001 he formed Audioslave with the former instrumentalist's from Rage Against the Machine. Audioslave broke up in 2007.
by Peppeche January 8, 2008