a sexual maneuver that women love. It is when you pull enough of your penis out of the pussy to get a hand on, grab your shaft, whilst still inside the female, and grind your cock Around inside her like a corkscrew. If the penis is long enough the woman should be rather satisfied.
guy #1: damn man! What happened to your back? It looks as if you've been mauled by a mountain lion!!
Guy#2: nah man. It's nothing like that..... I nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. As u can see, she loved it.
Guy #1: aah!
Guy#2: nah man. It's nothing like that..... I nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. As u can see, she loved it.
Guy #1: aah!
by reverend sparks April 26, 2009
(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".
(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.
(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.
(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!
(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.
(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.
by Phishn February 6, 2005
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a chick from behind and slowly turning her in continuous 360 degree circles around your penis, all while thrusting, and a friend is assisting by supporting her head as she turns.
Man, I was totally giving this chick the Corkscrew, and it was pretty fly till my buddy dropped her on her head and she got a concussion. My dick felt like a bottle of wine.
by Blaker2o January 31, 2008
Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.
On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well
as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
by Psychoee July 23, 2019
Friend: My entire family and I corkscrewed this wine bottle last night!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!
by SexLuma March 30, 2021
Really lame and gay rollercoaster at the theme park Seaworld on the Gold Coast in Australia. The line for the ride is so long, and yet its a peice of shit ride that lasts for 23 seconds. It's slow, not violent and its a pussy ride.
To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc
To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc
by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006
A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.
The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015