Ranked as the 9th worst town in Britain, you should be wary when you come here. For Corby is home to a strange people known as the townie, or "oh-ya-dick". These people must be treated with caution.
They are ommonly wearing: Lonsdale, Adidas, Nike, McEnzie, Burberry and Yankees clothing.
Commonly saying: "oh ya rat", or "c'mere ya dick", or "what'ya chattin' about?"
Commonly found: Outside McDonalds, newsagents and generally roaming the streets in large numbers.
Oh well. We have an Asda, and lots of factories. Why not come visit? I'll make you a nice cup of tea.
Home of the "Townie" I have to add.
1. Blingin' en-tha!
2. O ya rat!
3. O ya d*ck!
4. O ya mong!
5. Ya mum!!
6. and finally the mother of all phrases..."Tap us a fag annat"
In her honour, we rename the classic cone/bong a 'Corby.'
That was the fattest Corby
oh mate go in the shop for us init
corby is the 9th worst place to live