Chuck: "Hey Mikey, why are you in jail for two months just for speeding?"
Mikey: "Well, I pulled the cop a cop move during my pat down."
Chuck: "Tell me it was a female officer."
Mikey: "Yes, and she had excellent breastasis!!"
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