* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
when a female finds a picture on her mans cellphone of another females cooter, so she sends a picture by cellphone of her cooter to the other female who is messing with her man.
Tonya found a picture of Kim's cooter on her mans cellphone. So Tonya sent a picture of her cooter to Kim, telling her to back off her man Greg. So Kim was cootered by Tonya.
by Kat/Roxy August 15, 2008
by probably a loser December 10, 2013
n. A gender-neutral term referring to one's sexually active and inflammable groinage parts. {orig. ca. 1970's, Dukes of Hazzard; also conjoined terms "cootie(s)" and "pooter".}
"After that 20 mile hike in burlap shorts, my cooter sure do sting."
"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"
"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"
by Grannie Annie August 6, 2007
by Adriaa June 12, 2020
by overestimated December 16, 2017