Cootered 

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.

Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.

Cootered by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

cootered 

when a female finds a picture on her mans cellphone of another females cooter, so she sends a picture by cellphone of her cooter to the other female who is messing with her man.

Tonya found a picture of Kim's cooter on her mans cellphone. So Tonya sent a picture of her cooter to Kim, telling her to back off her man Greg. So Kim was cootered by Tonya.

cootered by Kat/Roxy October 9, 2008

Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

Coopered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.

Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."

Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."

Coopered by RustMcGust April 12, 2013

Brett Coopered 

The act of Brett Cooper reacting to your content.

Hey bro! Did you see that Brett Cooper reacted to your video on TikTok? You got Brett Coopered.

Brett Coopered by Pro Life Hottie August 11, 2023

cookered 

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

cookered by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

Get Coopered 

Something annoying people say when they correct someone

Luke: Cooper, how was you're day?
Cooper: *your*
Cooper: Get Coopered

Get Coopered by cooperfan69 April 15, 2021