Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

Cooney'd by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

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Cooley'd

To be Cooley'd is when someone's actions or lack of action cause's a monumental amount of grief for you & others.
This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.

Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.

I rang Tom about the order and he told me Graham has it. I rang Graham to find out what was going on. It turns out Graham did half of it, then hand balled it to someone else. Oh shit, I've been Cooley'd.

Cooley'd by Maverick77 December 8, 2010

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cooney dog

The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).

Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.

After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.

cooney dog by A_-_A February 17, 2008