The coon King is the Blackest of the black. With names like DeShawn, DeAndre, Marquis, Darnell, Terrell, Malik, Trevon, Tyrone, Willie, Dominique, Demetrius, Reginald, Jamal, Maurice, Jalen, Darius, Xavier, Terrance, Andre, Darryl, you may just be a coon king. If you are a coon king you are a coon hater hater and you are born with 69 pairs of Coon pods.
LeSean: YO start rapping the coon king is coming.
Darnell: *Raps at 60 words per minute.
Coon King Xavier: That is not 61 words per minute.
Darnell: Plz no
Coon King Xavier: Die Coon
Darnell: "Dies"
Darnell: *Raps at 60 words per minute.
Coon King Xavier: That is not 61 words per minute.
Darnell: Plz no
Coon King Xavier: Die Coon
Darnell: "Dies"
by Kingtucket_YT May 9, 2019
A black man who wants to be white and does anything to please white people. This man only loves white women and doesn’t know the difference between sweet potato and yam. 50% of his children will also come out as coons.
by Khanjifish May 13, 2021
A king coon is there are four cocks in some bitches ass and then wile fucking she shits and the shit pushes through the cracks between the cocks
by King of the coons March 19, 2017